天津双截棍MV

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天津双截棍第二版

Tianjin Nunchakus Softcore Diss Version ft JC 2nd Edition

Written by The Faceless One, Eminem, Jay Chow, FWS
Composed by Jay Chow (Suppose to be)
Performanced by The Faceless One, and JC (Not Knowingly)

Special thanks: JK for "XX" and "xxxx" and flu for some lyric corrects.

(Announcement)
Announcer: This is ANOTHER public service announcment brought to you in party by the Faceless One.
TFO (whisperd): tell em I don't give a fu*k
Announcer: The Faceless One does not give a fu*k…what you think!
TFO: tell em to suck it
Announcer: if you don't like it, you can suck his fu*king cock!
TFO: tell em they kissed my ass
Announcer: little did you know, upon downloading this single, you have just kissed his ass!
Announcer:Uh…anything else?
TFO: Yeah… Go fuck yourself.

(Intro: by MZM n' HZM, "da Great Bodyguard")

(Verse1: The Faceless One)
烧烤店的烟味弥漫隔壁是麻将馆
店里面的老娘们儿搓麻有三(段)
看你妈场子的大耍儿(练铁砂掌)(耍杨家枪)
在你妈那儿最牛屄没人敢惹外号板砖(哼)
(他们儿子我习惯)他就是那你妈傻屄周杰伦
(什么刀枪跟棍棒)他装屄都装得有模有样(哼)
(什么兵器最喜欢)双截棍他有梦想(别是个2B吧)
(想要去河南嵩山学少林跟武当)

(Chorus 1)

(干什么(客)干什么(客))嘛玩儿叫你妈“怎么改”

(干什么(客)干什么(客))哼哼一个给哥们儿来来(啊哈)

(干什么(客)干什么(客))日行千里系沙袋(就为了)

飞檐走壁到处采花去去就来

(Verse2: Jay Chow)

(一个马步向前一记左钩拳右钩拳)

(一句惹毛我的人有危险)(嘛玩意儿啊)

(一根我不抽的烟一放好多年它一直在身边)
(一段马三立的相声一放好多年它还是这么哏儿)

(Chorus 1)

(干什么(客)干什么(客))你你妈“烟掉(阉掉)了”刚才

(干什么(客)干什么(客))著名歌星的招牌

(干什么(客)干什么(客))(已被我一脚踢开)(^_^)

(Chorus 2)

你这玩意纯属放屁(哼哼哈兮)

也就傻屄看得起你(哼哼哈兮)

就你屄还能臭愣提(仁者无敌)

呼风唤雨满地装屄(风生水起)

我说你屄还真无敌(哼哼哈兮)

玩双截棍跑肚拉稀(哼哼哈兮)

听说你轻功倍神奇(飞檐走壁)

到处采花鸡巴不屈(一身正气)

JK: 傻屄!

(Jay Chow Imitating)

"As a son of bitch I'm used to sucking dick, kickin' ass

my recta always fills with a motherfucking big bad nunchakus"

(什么兵器最喜欢双截棍柔中带刚)

(想要去河南嵩山学少林跟武当)

JK:踢BK的!

And in this corner, we have the mister

Not havin' it, it's the mad sinister

You bastard I ain't wanna have to diss ya

Janitor, where the fuck you at? I miss ya!

(Chorus 2)

You aint no motherfucking(哼哼哈兮)

And I aint bowing to no motherfucking(哼哼哈兮)

I won't allow it, aint no coward to no(飞檐走壁)

I'll be damned if I don't stand up to a(一身正气)

Fight like a man and throw my hands up to a(哼哼哈兮)

And I know it must be fucking with you emotionally(哼哼哈兮)

You must be taking too much (飞檐走壁)

Jay Chow, get you boy off fuck that(一身正气)

(Jay Chow Imitating)

So I get off stage right and drop the mic

Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like

(什么兵器最喜欢双截棍柔中带刚)

(想要去河南嵩山学少林跟武当)

They will be all like "Oh my god it is him"

"Betty oh my fuckin' god it is so supreme"

"I swear to fuckin god dude you fuckin rock"

"Please Jay Chow please let me suck your cock"

(Chorus 2)

玩你妈屄双截狗屁?(哼哼哈兮)

唱你妈屄傻屄歌曲?(哼哼哈兮)

等有一天我要叫你:(仁者无敌)

耍动你的Double阳具(风生水起)

(快使用双截棍哼)

(操!)
(快使用双截棍哼)

(操!)
JK:瞧你那造型!
(快使用双截棍哼)

(操!)
JK:操你八大爷!
(快使用双截棍哼)

(操!)

(Vocal: Crosstalk)

说你啦说你啦(哼)

推你妈车长点眼哪(哼)

这么大个子怎么长得(哼)

你他妈压我脚啦(哼)

我应当压你嘴!

(Outro)

Tell you bitches I don't do pop music

And you suckers I don't do rap music

all I'm doin' here is fuck music

n' that's the way how I give a fuck!

hahaha… I don't mean to do that again Jay Chow, you know I love you.


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